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In Aesops famous fable, the tortoise defeats the hare in the race because he proceeds slowlyRead more Read. You can check out the video below, and yearn for the life you led before I reminded you that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have sex organs. Turtle PowerNerdist. Worst Action Movies Ever Rotten TomatoesWhen an action movie is done right, it can be one of the most thrilling experiences youve ever had at the theater. These are films like Terminator 2, The Matrix, and Mad Max Fury Road, which introduce us to a hero worth rooting for and an obstacle they must overcome before the films end. We dont need action films to be totally believable, so long as they dazzle our senses and offer up a worth while gun battle, fist fight, or car chase preferably all three. Action films are also different from a lot of other genres in that they usually need a decent budget to actually work. The Tomatometer rating based on the published opinions of hundreds of film and television critics is a trusted measurement of movie and TV programming quality. Well, this is a weird turn. We had heard a couple months back that Lena Dunham would have a role in the upcoming clownsandTrump smorgasbord of American Horror Story. Batman Arkham Knight Batmobile 118 Hot Wheels Elite Vehicle Mattel Batman Vehicles DieCast Batmans awesome ride in the Arkham Knight video game Detailed. Cult Horror Movies Road To Ninja: Naruto The Movie ' title='Cult Horror Movies Road To Ninja: Naruto The Movie ' />While a horror film can equally terrify the viewer whether the budget be 1. CGI, as theres nothing that pulls you out of an action sequence like a cheesy effect that you couldve recreated on your Mac. Book Pro. The movies listed here are certainly no Die Hard, though coincidentally, Bruce Willis does show up in a number of them. In fact, plenty of A list actors make appearances in these atrocious productions, which only makes these movies all the more cringe worthy to watch. While there are plenty of sub par action movies out there, these are the ones the critics couldnt stand. Here are the 2. 0 Worst Action Movies Of All Time According To Rotten Tomatoes. Point Break 9This 2. Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze. Both films follow undercover cop Johnny Utah, who infiltrates a group of adrenaline junkies after Utah suspects them of carrying out a string of robberies. With a much bigger budget, Point Break features its fair share of extreme stunts and impressive action sequences. Watch The Wild Thornberrys Movie Online For Free on this page. But all the spectacle doesnt distract from the fact that the film sucks all the fun and character development out of the original story. While Kathryn Bigelows film from the 9. Swayzes and Reevess characters, the two leads in the updated version are exceedingly flat and humorless. Watching these two films back to back truly proves that the premise of an action movie can indeed be ridiculous, so long as the characters feel grounded in reality and they arent just there to serve as pawns in an intense action sequence. Bangkok Dangerous 9There was a time when even Nicholas Cages over the top action flicks like Con Air and The Rock still managed to retain their own amount of B movie charm. But these days, the actor appears to be in a total free fall, with 1. Rotten reviews. Not to mention that each character he plays is often upstaged by a hairdo that is somehow more distracting than the last. In this 2. 00. 8 action thriller, Cage plays Joe, a hitman with a jet black mullet who heads to Thailand to knock off a number of criminals. As the job winds to an end, Joe finds himself slowly developing a conscience, as well as a love for the city. Much like many of Cages performances, Bangkok Dangerous is all over the place, jumping from bloody action flick to exotic romance film, which all find the actor feeling slightly out of place. Hitman Agent 4. 7 8For a film that has a very simple plot, Hitman Agent 4. Theres another major flaw right out of the gate the main character has zero personality, which leaves the viewer largely uninvested for the slew of action scenes that follow. This 2. 01. 5 movie was based on the popular Hitman video game series, which had been previously adapted into a 2. Timothy Olyphant. Though both films massively failed to capture the excitement that comes with playing the games, Hitman Agent 4. Hollywood has no idea of how to bring a video game franchise to the big screen. Hot Pursuit 7Released in 2. Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara and follows a by the book cop who is tasked with protecting the widow of a drug boss as they travel across Texas. Though both actresses have become known for playing slightly annoying, yet always entertaining, characters in the past, the two move much closer to the mark of irritating rather than endearing the longer this movie goes on. After accumulating a total of 1. Rotten reviews, the Critics Consensus for this film reads Shrill and unfunny, Hot Pursuit bungles what should have been an easy opportunity to showcase Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergaras likable odd couple chemistry. Unfortunately, these two talented actresses are let down by a weak script that hammers the audience with the same unfunny jokes over and over again, which often revolve around the characters having accents that neither of them can understand. Not to mention that almost all the films action sequence leave these two female leads looking like totally incompetent nitwits. The Cold Light of Day 5Bruce Willis may have starred in one of the best action movies of all time, but that hasnt stopped the actor from popping up in some of the worst reviewed movies of the past decade, earning Willis a spot in not one, not two, but three entries on this list. His first inclusion comes with 2. The Cold Light of Day, where Willis stars alongside Henry Cavill the year before the British actor would make his big screen debut as Superman. The film follows Will Cavill, a young business man who learns that his father Willis is a CIA agent after their family is taken hostage while vacationing in Spain. Overall, The Cold Light of Day feels like a poor attempt to recreate the urgency of the Bourne series, and, as one critic puts it, the film is an unnecessary but inoffensive espionage thriller that you have to assume was an inch away from going straight to DVD. Therefore, youd be better off re watching Die Hard or checking out the lesser known Man From U. N. C. L. E. if you want to see either of these actors in a worthwhile action flick. Arsenal 4Released earlier this year, this action thriller follows JP Lindel, who seeks help from a street wise detective after his brother is kidnapped by a ruthless crime lord. While Entourages Adrian Grenier stars as the young man who desperately wants to get his brother back, John Cusack plays the do rag wearing detective and Nicholas Cage sports an even more embarrassing piece of headwear to play the mobster Eddie King. Grenier and Cusack seem to be doing their best to hold up the increasingly thin plot, but Cage steals the show in the worst way possible by taking his tendency to over act to new heights, which is only exemplified by the characters gaudy makeup and wardrobe. The film is also brutally violent for no reason other than the filmmaker seems to like to watch people suffer in super slow motion, since the bloodletting does little to further the plot. As one critic puts it, 2. Worst Movie of the Year, keeping in mind that Arsenal was released on January 6th. Abduction 4Flying high from his role in the Twilight series and his impressive body transformation, Taylor Lautner was cast as the lead in this 2. Team Jacob fangirls everywhere. Abduction follows Nathan Harper Lautner, an 1. Though the film was a modest box office success thanks largely to international sales Abduction was blasted by critics, with Lautner being nominated for the Worst Actor of the Year Razzie award, only to lose out to none other than Adam Sandler. Admittedly, the biggest problem with Abduction isnt the acting, but with how the film blatantly rips off a number of far better action films, most notably The Bourne Identity franchise. After the Twilight saga, weve come to expect this quality of movie from Lautner, its just a shame that far better actors, like Sigourney Weaver, Alfred Molina, and Maria Bello are all dragged along for the ride. Mortal Kombat Annihilation 3As far as 9. Mortal Kombat adaptation was a fairly entertaining ride, receiving positive reviews from The New York Times and legendary film critic Gene Siskel. Unfortunately, the 1. Mortal Kombat Annihilation, sucked all the fun out of the franchise, making for an overwhelming mindless and gloomy affair.