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Written by. Brad Schulz. Watch Toy Story: Small Fry Hd. Tony Wilson. Grant Yaffee. Kevin Stewart. Jordan Downey. Starring. Wanda Lust. Chuck Lamb. Ryan Francis. Aaron Carlson. General Bastard. Lance Predmore. Natasha Cordova. Lindsey Anderson. Music by. Kajmir Royale. Cinematography. Kevin Stewart. Edited by. Kevin Stewart. Productioncompany. In Broad Daylight Films. Distributed by. Gravitas Ventures. Release date. December 8, 2. Sacramento Horror Film FestivalRunning time. Country. United States. Language. English. Budget3,5. 00 1Thanks. Killing is a 2. 00. Jordan Downey, and co written by Brad Schulz, Tony Wilson, Grant Yaffee, and Kevin Stewart. It was followed by a 2. Thanks. Killing 3, the 1. Kickstarter campaign. At the first Thanksgiving in 1. Pilgrim is slain with a tomahawk wielded by an evil demonic turkey, which quips, Nice tits, bitchCenturies later, five college students good girl Kristen, jock Johnny, ditzy Ali, redneck Billy, and nerdy Darren head home to Crawl Berg formerly Crawberg for Thanksgiving with their families. After Kristen calls her father, the local sheriff, the car overheats, forcing the quintet to camp out for the night. As they are setting up, Darren tells the settler era folktale of Feathercloud, a Native American shaman who was dishonored by hedonistic pilgrim Chuck Langston, one of Billys ancestors. The outraged Feathercloud used necromancy to create Turkie, who is said to appear every five hundred and five years to slaughter all Caucasians he encounters. Elsewhere, a dog owned by a hermit named Oscar urinates on a miniature totem pole, desecrating it, and releasing Turkie prematurely. The dog is killed, prompting Oscar to swear vengeance as Turkie runs off, and scares Kristen. Kristen tells the others about her run in with Turkie, but they laugh off her story, until a baby rabbit which appears to have been pecked to death is thrown into their campfire. The next day, Turkie flags down a vehicle, and when the driver sexually propositions him, Turkie responds by shooting the man in the head and hijacking his car. By nightfall, the students reach their respective homes, and while Johnny tries to reconnect with his estranged father, Turkie attacks him. Johnnys parents are killed, but he escapes, and rejoins his friends with the exception of Ali, who is having sex with her boyfriend, Greg. Turkie walks in on the lovers, slits Gregs throat, and rapes Ali before snapping her neck. After finding Alis remains, the students decide to go to Kristens house, to see if her father has any books about Turkie in his library. Turkie beats them there, tricking Kristens father who is dressed as a turkey for an upcoming pageant into letting him in by wearing Groucho glasses. As they wait for Kristen, Turkie and the sheriff share an awkward snack, which ends when Turkie murders the sheriff after he mistakes him for a duck. Kristen and her friends arrive, and are allowed in by Turkie, who has donned the sheriffs severed face as a disguise. Darren finds a book about Turkie, and it mentions he can be killed if his magic talisman is removed, though the rest of the passage about how to destroy him is written in code. Billy stumbles onto Turkie disposing of the sheriffs body, and while he and the others succeed in getting the talisman, Turkie gets away. Billy storms off while Darren cracks the code in the book, discovering that Turkie must be burned at the stake after a demonic prayer is said backwards. Outside, Turkie magically enters Billys body, and shoots his way out. Billy dies in Darrens arms as they reminisce about all the good times they had together. Darren, Kristen, and Johnny track Turkie to his tipi and say the prayer, but as they prepare to burn him he runs outside, and is shot in the head by Oscar. Oscar leaves, and the others go to Kristens house, unaware that the dumpster Turkie was blasted into contains radioactive waste, which reanimates him. Believing that Turkie is dead, the surviving teens go back to Kristens house. While Johnny and Kristen admit their feelings for each other, Darren awkwardly goes to the kitchen to get a snack. There, Turkie rips Darrens tongue and heart out, and stabs Johnny with an electric knife. As Johnny dies, Kristen sets Turkie on fire with an aerosol flamethrower, and knocks him into a pile of wood. Later, at a familys Thanksgiving dinner, the cooked turkey comes to life, and in Turkies voice yells, Do I smell sequel, biotchNatasha Cordova as Ali. Lindsey Anderson as Kristen Roud. Lance Predmore as Johnny. Aaron Carlson as Billy Langsten. Ryan Francis as Darren. General Bastard as Oscar. Chuck Lamb as Sheriff Roud. Jordan Downey as Turkies Voice. ProductioneditThanks. Killing was shot on a budget of 3,5. DVD in 2. 00. 9. 1ReceptioneditThanks. Killing was called cheerily awful by Tom Russo of The Boston Globe. Mark Hughes of Forbes stated, Its a comedy horror movie, but even the humor is awful. But its so darn awful that it doesnt even need Mystery Science Theater 3. If you can enjoy laughing at a bad movie, definitely add this one to your list. DVD Verdicts Gordon Sullivan responded well to the film, writing, In some ways theres nothing special about Thanks. Killingits a typical slasher style creature feature where a group of college kids are menaced by a holiday themed killer who spouts one liners. However, Thanks. Killing knows how to tickle the low budget funny bone in particularly effective ways and The film itself is a campy low budget horror flick that gets in and out in little over an hour, delivering the goods all the while. The extras are a little slight, but overall, this disc should please genre fans. ReferenceseditExternal linksedit.