As Toy Story 3 reminds us why we go to the movies in the first place, IGN Movies decided to amend our previous rank and file of featurelength cartoons and. Complete nationwide movie release schedule. Find All movie release dates, watch trailers and read reviews. Sci Fi Movies Dvd The Incredibles DiscIncredibles, The Script at IMSDb. THE INCREDIBLESWord for word transcript. Original screenplay by Brad Bird. Copyright 2. 00. 4 Disney Enterprises. Inc. Pixar Animation Studios. All Rights Reserved. Transcribed by Ba. DBURNmarkgonzalez. SCENE. 1MR. INCREDIBLEIs this on INTERVIEWERThats fine. MR. INCREDIBLEI can break through walls, I just cant. INTERVIEWERThats fine. MR. INCREDIBLEI cant get this on. INTERVIEWERSo, Mr. Incredible. do you have a secret identity MR. INCREDIBLEEvery superhero has a secret identity. I dont know a. single one who doesnt. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time ELASTIGIRLOf course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this. Come on. Whod want to go shopping as Elastigirl, yknow. I mean FROZONESuperladies, theyre always trying to tell you their secret. Think itll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I. said, Girl, I dont want to know about your mild mannered alter ego. I mean, you tell me youre a. Im good. Im good. MR. INCREDIBLENo matter how many times you save the world, it always. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved. For a little bit. I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this. Can we keep it clean for ten minutesINTERVIEWERI could get to that point. MR. INCREDIBLEPleaseINTERVIEWERWait, no, dont get up. Were not finished. MR. INCREDIBLESometimes l think Id just like the simple life, you know Relax a little and raise a family. ELASTIGIRLSettle down Are you kidding Im at the top of my game Im right up there with the big dogsGirls, come on. Leave the saving of the. I dont think so. I dont think so. SCENE. POLICE RADIOWe interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high speed. San Pablo Ave. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEYeah, Ive got time. OLD LADYMr. lncredible. Um, Mr. Incredible. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEWhat is it, maam OLD LADYMy cat, Squeaker, wont come down. BOB MR. INCREDIBLECertainly, maam but I suggest you stand clear. There could. OLD LADYNo, no. Hes quite tame. BOB MR. INCREDIBLELet go now POLICE OFFICER 1. Thank you, Mr. lncredible. Youve done it again. POLICE OFFICER 2. Yeah, youre the best. BOB MR. INCREDIBLENo, Im just here to help. POLICE RADIOAttention all units. We have a tour bus robbery. BOB MR. INCREDIBLETour bus robbery. Ive still got time. Officers. Maam. BUDDY INCREDIBOYCool Ready for take off BOB MR. INCREDIBLEWhat the. Who are you supposed to be BUDDY INCREDIBOYWell, Im lncredi. Boy. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEWhatNo. Youre that kid from the fan club. Brophy. Brody. Buddy Buddy BUDDY INCREDIBOYMy name is lncredi. Boy. BOB MR. INCREDIBLELook, Ive been nice, Ive stood for photos, signed every. BUDDY INCREDIBOYNo, you dont have to worry about training me. I know all. your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything Im. BUDDY INCREDIBOYHey Hey, wait SCENE. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEYou know. THIEFHey, look. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEElastigirl. HELEN ELASTIGIRLMr. BOB MR. INCREDIBLENo, its all right. Ive got him. HELEN ELASTIGIRLSure, youve got him. I just took him out for you. BOB MR. INCREDIBLESure, you took him out. His attention was on me. HELEN ELASTIGIRLA fact I exploited to do my job. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEMy job, you mean. HELEN ELASTIGIRLA simple thank you will suffice. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEThanks, but I dont need any help. HELEN ELASTIGIRLWhatever happened to ladies first BOB MR. INCREDIBLEWell, whatever happened to equal treatmentTHIEFHey, look, the lady got me first. HELEN ELASTIGIRLWell, we could share, you know. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEI work alone. HELEN ELASTIGIRLWell, I think you need to be more. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEAre you doing anything later HELEN ELASTIGIRLI have a previous engagement. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEwhistles. BOB MR. INCREDIBLENow, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage. Empire The Movie High Quality. LUCIUS FROZONEHey, lncredibleBOB MR. INCREDIBLEHey, Frozone LUCIUS FROZONEShouldnt you be getting readyBOB MR. INCREDIBLEI still got time. WOMANHes gonna jump SANSWEETI think you broke something. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEWith counseling, I think youll come to forgive me. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEWait a minute. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEcoughing Bomb Voyage. VOYAGEFrench Mr. Incredible BUDDY INCREDIBOYAnd lncredi. Boy VOYAGElncredi. Boy BUDDY INCREDIBOYHey, hey Arent you curious about how I get around so fast See I have these rocket boots. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEGo home, Buddy. BUDDY INCREDIBOYWhat BOB MR. INCREDIBLENow. VOYAGEFrench Little oaf. BUDDY INCREDIBOYCan we talk You always say be true to yourself, but you. Well, Ive finally figured out. I am. I am your ward. Boy BOB MR. INCREDIBLEAnd now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy. BUDDY INCREDIBOYThis is because I dont have powers, isnt itWell not. You can be super without them. I invented. these. I can fly. Can you fly BOB MR. INCREDIBLEFly home, Buddy. I work alone. VOYAGEFrench And your outfit is totally ridiculous BUDDY INCREDIBOYJust give me one chanceIll show you. Ill go get the. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEBuddy, dont BUDDY INCREDIBOYItll only take a second, really. BOB MR. INCREDIBLENo, stop Theres a bomb BUDDY INCREDIBOYLet go Youre wrecking my flight pattern I can do this if. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEWill you just. Im trying to helpStop BUDDY INCREDIBOYLet go of my cape SCENE. BOB MR. INCREDIBLETake this one home. And make sure his mom knows what hes. BUDDY INCREDIBOYI can help you. Youre making a mista hey BOB MR. INCREDIBLEThe injured jumper. You sent paramedics POLICE OFFICERTheyve already picked him up. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEThe blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage who I. Now, we might be able to nab him if we set. POLICE OFFICERYou mean he got away BOB MR. INCREDIBLEWell, yeah. Skippy here made sure of that. BUDDY INCREDIBOYlncredi. Boy BOB MR. INCREDIBLEYoure not affiliated with me Holy smokes, Im late. Listen, Ive gotta be somewhere. POLICE OFFICERWhat about Bomb Voyage BOB MR. INCREDIBLEAny other night, Id go after him myself, but I really. But dont worry. Well get him Eventually SCENE. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEIs the night still young LUCIUS FROZONEYoure very late. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEHow do I lookGood LUCIUS FROZONEOh, the mask You still got the mask. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEShowtime. PRIESTRobert Parr, will you have this woman to be your lawful. HELEN ELASTIGIRLYoure late. When you asked me if I was doing anything. I didnt realize youd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEIt was playful banter. HELEN ELASTIGIRLCutting it kinda close, dont you think BOB MR. INCREDIBLEYou need to be more. HELEN ELASTIGIRLI love you, but if were gonna make this work, youve gotta. Mr. lncredible. You know that. Dont you PRIEST. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEI do. PRIESTI pronounce this couple husband and wife. HELEN ELASTIGIRLAs long as we both shall live. No matter what happens. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEHey, come on. Were superheroes. What could happen ANNOUNCERIn a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet. Mr. Incredible, has filed suit. Superior Court. SANSWEETS LAWYERMr. Sansweet didnt ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didnt. And the injury received from Mr. Incredible actions, so. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEHey, I saved your life SANSWEETYou didnt save my life You ruined my death, thats what. BOB MR. INCREDIBLEListen. MR. INCREDIBLES LAWYERMy client has no further comment at this time. ANNOUNCERFive days later, another suit was filed by victims of the. Incredibles court losses cost the government millions. And. opened the flood gates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over. WOMANIt is time for their secret identity to become their only. Time for them to join us, or go away.